Tactical Refrigerator Enhancement Device (T.R.E.D.)
Built for fridge combat. Approved by snack command.
[RESTRICTED // EYES ONLY]
CLASSIFIED ITEM NO. SH-MAG-01
ISSUED TO: Operators who take snack security seriously.
DESCRIPTION:
This isn’t your grandma’s souvenir magnet. This is a Tactical Refrigerator Enhancement Device, engineered for high-stakes domestic ops. Featuring the official Surplus History insignia and grenade motif, it's the only magnet cleared for deployment in both civilian and hardened environments.
INTENDED USES:
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Securing critical documents (shopping lists, pizza menus, crayon drawings of tanks).
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Intimidating lesser magnets into surrender.
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Declaring magnetic superiority in hostile kitchen zones.
SPECS:
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Classified composition (probably magnet, definitely badass).
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Standard black ops matte finish (translation: it’s not shiny).
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Built to stick through thick and thin… and maybe a nuclear winter.
WARNING:
Exposure may result in sudden urges to clean your garage, polish your boots, or reenlist.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT.
(Not even as a morale booster.)
More details
- Made from 20 mil (0.5 mm) flexible vinyl
- Premium matte finish on top
- Black magnetic backing
- Each size is sold individually.
- 3 sizes available: 3″ × 3″ (8 × 8 cm), 4″ × 4″ (10 × 10 cm), 6″ × 6″ (15 × 15 cm)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Surplus History
- Email: surplus-history-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, magnetic strength, and heavy metals level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Available sizes
- 3″ × 3″ (8 × 8 cm),
- 4″ × 4″ (10 × 10 cm),
- 6″ × 6″ (15 × 15 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.