Mk2 Spicy Pineapple Logo Organic Dad Hat

For dads who can recite firearm specs and barbecue times without looking them up.

This isn’t just a hat. It’s a declaration. A cotton-clad crown for the guy who’s spent more time in surplus stores than supermarkets. The kind of dad who fixes things with zip ties, tells stories that start with “So there I was…”, and thinks declassified is just another word for “interesting.”

Made from 100% cotton that’s as reliable as your '93 pickup and twice as breathable:

• Unstructured, 6-panel design — because comfort > conformity

• Matching sewn eyelets — let that tactical wisdom vent

• One size fits most — unless your head is full of blueprints and belt-fed nostalgia

• Fabric weight: 8 oz — that’s hat talk for “feels good, wears better”

Front: the bold Surplus History logo.
Back: probably a sweat stain of honor.

Perfect for:

• Weekend “missions” to the hardware store

• Starting sentences with “Technically…”

• Instructing others on the proper use of bungee cords

Warning: May cause spontaneous tool organization, unsolicited historical commentary, and increased respect from random dudes at the gas station.